Season 3, Episode 27: "Motorcycle Madness"
English Version Written by: 
Original Air Date: 
Transcribed by: SteelWarrior (steelwarrior98@aol.com)

Kazu: I can fly!

Rika: Not if you let go!

Kenta: Iím gonna be sick again.

Rika: Great, he had to be next to me.

Along the desert is the rest of the tamers.

Takato: Hey! Where are ya Kazu?

Guilmon: Kenta! Rika!

Leomon: When the data stream engulfed them they could have been transported to just about anywhere in the Digital World.

Takato: Youíre kidding me. Well if we were sucked up by one of those things wouldnít it take us to them?

Leomon: No.

Takato: Huh?

Guilmon: Huh?

Leomon: You see thereís no guarantee that we would be sent to the same place, itís best we think of another option.

Henry: Oh terrific, weíre supposed to be searching for Calumon, not each other.

Terriermon: Well, maybe theyíll find him first, moumantai.

Jeri: Huh...

Leomon: Whatís wrong, Jeri?

Jeri: Hm? Iím just kinda tired, thatís all.

Takato: Iím not surprised, weíve been walking our butts off. Hey why donít we take a break?

Terriermon: Uh-oh.

Henry: Huh?

Terriermon: Donít get comfy just yet.

He points to a village.

Terriermon: Sheesh, that village looks like a petrified bubble bath, if you ask me.

In the village thereís old data packets everywhere.

Takato: Man I can see why no oneís hanginí around. Itís not exactly what youíd call one of the worldís most beautiful vacation spots, huh?

Jeri: Whoeverís there, come out now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Takato: Uh, uh. Uh...you sure get loud when youíre tired.

Henry: Huh? Thatís odd, those tire marks look like they came from a bike.

A buzzing sound is heard.

Guilmon: Huh?

Terriermon: Does that sound close to you?

From behind a dome comes a motorcycle.

Takato: Huh? Uh! Uh!

It does a wheelie and heads for the kids.

Takato: Itís after us!

Leomon: Letís go!

They run and the bike turns.

Takato: Hey come on, whatíd we ever do to you, huh?

Jeri: Nobodyís driving it, how does it know where we are?

Henry: Separate quick! Weíll throw it off track.

Terriermon: I could run if I wasnít in a headlock.

The bike keeps going.

Terriermon: Whereís a stop sign when ya need it?!

They all run off in different directions and the bike chases Takato and Guilmon.

Guilmon: Donít look now, but I think it likes us best.

Takato: Great and I thought this day couldnít get any better.

Guilmon: Itís gaining on us!

Takato: Keep going!

A brown digimon opens a TV door on one of the dome in front of Takato and Guilmon.

Takato: Uh, this could be a problem!

They try to stop and run out of the way as the bike proceeds.

Brown digimon: Ah!

Leomon runs in and saves it.

Another brown digimon looks out and the bike breaks through the dome to the other side, destroying the digimon.

Takato: Oh no!

The bike rides away.

Takato: Uh.

Guilmon: It could have said excuse me.

Brown digimon open the doors on some domes.

Takato: Huh?

More open.

Jeri: Huh?

The rest open and the brown digimon come out and look at the kids.

Henry: Huh?

Terriermon: Uh, looks like someone needs to get a new cookie cutter.

Takato: Uh, hey guys, itís nice to meet cha. Uh, hi. Oh.

Takato pulls out his D-power and checks their data.

Takato: Chuchidarumon, champion digimon with a tendency to stare?

The elder Chuchidarumon steps forward.

Elder: Greetings and salutations.

All: Uh...

Guilmon: Ooh.

Inside a dome.

Elder: Thank you for saving one of our villagers from that horrible metal beast. Oh please, accept some refreshment. We donít have much in the way of food around here, but what we do have is yours.

On the table is a huge pile of big, brown chocolate looking balls.

Takato: We appreciate the gesture, but uh...

Henry: It may not be for people.

Jeri: Iíll have one!

She reaches in and grabs one.

Henry: But uh...

Takato: Huh?

She bites into it and she has a mark around her lips.

Jeri: Mm, delicious!

Takato: Well, if you say so.

He laughs nervously.

On a stone floor surrounded by fog somewhere in the Digital World Impmon walks.

He stops to catch his breath.

Impmon: Where am I? Itís like fog city around here. Typical, mother nature hates me, even in the Digital World. My life stinks.

He holds himself then shouts.

Impmon: Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A shadowed digimon appears.

Impmon: Uh! Are you a digimon?

He runs over.

Impmon: All right fella, whatís that deal? Who do you think you-

He gets closer and sees the digimon not moving.

Impmon: Ooh, nice costume. Hm, you gonna throw me a bone here, pally, or just stare at me all day? Eh, must be a statue.

Digimon: You want to become strong, donít you?

Impmon falls back from shock.

Impmon: Okay so youíre a digimon after all, that donít mean you have to scare me!

Digimon: I know a lot more about you than you realize, my dopey friend. I can help you digivolve if thatís what you want, itís very simple actually.

Impmon: Huh? Did you scramble your brains for breakfast, wat are you talkiní about?

The digimon stares at Impmon.

At the village Guilmon is bouncing a baby Chuchidarumon on his feet.

Guilmon: Hey youíre making my feet all tickly.

In the dome, Jeri is sleeping.

Takato: Hey thanks for the food, it really was delicious.

Elder: Well Iím glad you enjoyed it.

Henry: I donít mean to be rude, but arenít you putting the village in danger by associating with humans?

Elder: Hm? I donít understand what youíre talking about.

Terriermon: Where have you been pal, in the Digi-Dark Ages? Weíre talkiní about Devas, thereís been a run on Ďem lately.

Elder: Devas? Iím sorry, but I donít think ever heard of them. I wouldnít worry about it though, this is the Forgotten Village of Discarded Data. Nobody cares about what happens to us, Iím afraid.

Leomon: That may be true, but what about the metal beast or whatever that was?

Henry: It was a motorbike! But still, how could a machine that big be controlled without a driver?

Elder: Hm, we donít know what it is or where it came from, it just suddenly appeared one day out of nowhere and started wreaking havoc on our village.

Takato: What? Are you saying that all that damage outside was caused by that wacko bike?

Elder: Yes, and when the beast is on the prowl our homes are destroyed and our people are at risk. If only we knew what it wanted, there are some who say it must be searching for a rider, but who in the village would be strong enough to tame it?

Takato: But come on! You canít let it plow yíall down, right?

Terriermon: Thatís right! Now letís go outside and bash it!

Henry: Terriermon!

Terriermon: What?

Leomon: You canít put your friends in peril! You have to stand up to that bike once and for all!

Takato: Yeah, otherwise...there wonít be any of you left. Hereís and idea, pack up your domes and move to a new place.

Terriermon: Oh! Letís just bash it!

Henry: Terriermon!!!!

Terriermon: Oh...

Elder: Weíve lived here all our lives, we were created by discarded data, the whole reason for our existence is to store this information. Though weíre lost and forgotten, this village is our birthright.

Takato: You canít stay here and let that maniacal machine run all you over like a lawnmower.

Henry touches Takatoís shoulder.

Takato: Huh, huh?

He turns.

Henry: Can I see you outside?

Takato: Uh.

Outside.

Takato: What?

Henry: Look Takato, these guys have their own way of doing things, I donít think that we as outsiders should tell them what to do. They donít want to move so donít push it, I mean it is their decision after all.

Takato: Henry.

Henry: In any way itís time to go, weíve got to search for all the others, theyíve been gone far too long now. Letís go inside and get ready to leave, weíll take off as soon as Jeri wakes up.

Takato: Hm.

Guilmon laughs.

Takato: Huh?

Guilmon: Ha, again. Oh thatís good. Ha ha ha!

Three baby Chuchidarumon are playing with Guilmon.

Takato: What about those little guys? We canít just let that deranged bike turn them into data debris. And I wonít! weíve gotta help Ďem out!

Henry: Takato...

Terriermon: Itís weird, but I think I actually agree with Takato. Huh.

Calumon walks in a forest with dead trees.

Calumon: Itís kinda too bad these trees canít talk. They could tell me where everybody is. Oh....oh.

He looks at earth.

Calumon: It feels kinda yucky. Oh...why is it that way? Being alone makes my face all wet.

In the foggy stone land.

Impmon: So I suppose youíre a Deva?

Digimon: Yes, Iím a devoted servant to the Sovereign. Youíre life among humans is a waste of time, I can show you how to achieve your full potential.

Impmon: Why should I trust a big, ugly mutt like you? And incidentally I hate humans!

Digimon: Is that so?

Impmon: Yeah.

Digimon: I suspect that you really do care for them.

Impmon: Huh! You got a lot of nerve, ya flea-bitten lunatic! You donít know anything about me!

Digimon: Hm.

His eyes light blue and Impmon covers his eyes and moves his hands to see heís in the Real World.

Impmon: Huh! Huh? Wait a minute! This is my old house! Ha ha!

He runs to the back and sees Ai and Mako.

Impmon: Ha ha ha ha ha! Hey, guess whoís back?

Ai and Mako: Huh?

They stop playing.

Ai and Mako: Uh.

They get up and turn around.

Both: Huh?

Impmon smiles.

Impmon: Ha ha ha. Huh.

He puts his hands together.

Ai and Mako smile and Impmon does too.

Impmon: Iím home guys.

They run over and Impmon runs to them but they pass through him.

Impmon: Huh?

He sees they run to their Dad with a puppy.

Ai: I want him! I want him!

Mako: Can I hold him? Can I hold him?

Mako is given the puppy.

Ai: Huh? Hey that isnít fair!

She tries to grab the puppy and they pull at him and their Dad freaks.

Mako: Let go!

Impmon: Uh. Huh.

His eyes tear.

Digimon: You see, Impmon, how easily youíre forgotten.

The mind game ends.

Impmon: Huh?

He sees heís back.

Digimon: Thereís simply no place for you in the human world. We are the only real family you have.

Impmon drops to his knees, crying.

From a gorge the motorbike revs up and jumps out to go back to the village.

The Chuchidarumon are yelling and it wakes Jeri.

Jeri: Uh!

All: Uh...

Guilmon: Hurry up cause that bike doesnít look first before it crosses the street!

He ushers away the Chuchidarumon.

Guilmon: Oh...

The kids run out.

Takato: Whoa!

The bike appears and comes down their path.

Henry: Terriermon!

Terriermon: Finally some action!

He jumps away.

Henry: Digi-Modify! Digivolution Activate!

D-power: Digivolution.

Terriermon: Terriermon digivolve to...

Gargomon: Gargomon!

Gargomon jumps in front of Guilmon.

Gargomon: Gargo Laser!

The bullets do nothing to the bike.

Gargomon: Huh? Oh nuts.

Gargomon jumps out of the way.

Leomon: Fist of the Beast King!

The fire does nothing.

Leomon: Uh!

The bike goes to the Chuchidarumon.

Takato: Guilmon!

Guilmon runs to it.

Guilmon: Okey dokey!

He jumps onto the bike.

Guilmon: Yee ha!

Takato: Guilmon!

Guilmon: Nice horsy!

He tries to ride the bike.

Gargomon: Alright Guilmon! Letís see ya pop a wheelie!

Guilmon gets control and a small machine digimon falls off the bike.

Gargomon: Uh-oh, I think he lost his head.

Leomon runs over.

Leomon: Stay here!

He picks it up.

Jeri gets its data.

Jeri: Oh, it says itís MetalKoromon. A rookie machine digimon. Hey, guys, itís a digimon!

MetalKoromon: Iím so happy you saved me, thanks a lot!

Takato: Give me that again, did you say we saved you?

Jeri: Oh no, look! Guilmonís gone berserk!

Guilmon is riding the bike to the kids and has red eyes.

Takato: Guilmon?

In the foggy stone area Impmon is on the ground.

Impmon: Okay, okay youíre right. I canít go back there, they wouldnít want me anyway. Who would? Iím such a weak little nothing. I want to be strong!

Digimon: Then give yourself to the Sovereign.

Impmon: If I do, then heíll make me as strong as I want, right?

The digimon smiles.

In the village everyone runs from Guilmon.

Takato: Guilmonís kinda takiní this a bit too seriously, donít cha think?

Henry: Who knows, but weíve got to get away from this village before we crash and burn!

Leomon: Heís right on our tail!

Guilmon rides through the middle of them and turns.

MetalKoromon: I donít like that bike! It takes over your mind and causes you to go bonkers!

Jeri: Huh?

MetalKoromon: And thatís not the only rotten thing it does, once you get on it youíre stuck because itíll keep going until it finds another rider it likes even better.

Takato: Some weird bike.

Jeri: I agree, it reminds me of the story of the red shoes.

Takato: Uh, Iíve never hear that one.

Jeri: Youíre kidding. If you wore the red shoes youíd start dancing faster and faster and youíd keep dancing forever, youíd never be able to stop.

Takato: Uh.

Guilmon revs the bike and rides to them.

Takato: Guilmon! Listen to me, youíve got to fight it!

Guilmon: Pyro Sphere!

Henry: Digi-Modify! WarGreymon Brave Shield Activate!

Gargomon blocks the fire with the shield.

Takato: Uh, Iíve gotta get on that bike!

Henry: What?!

Jeri: Huh?

Takato: Donít you get it? When Guilmon got on it MetalKoromon was able to make his escape, so if I get on the bike then Guilmon will be able to do the same thing!

He starts to go but Henry grabs him.

Henry: Come on, donít be a fool!

In the foggy area.

Impmon: Are you gonna sit there stariní all day or are ya gonna make me digivolve? Come on, show me what cha got!

Digimon: The digimon of this world have been robbed of the ability to digivolve without the use of humans. The power of which I speak can be obtained through my master but you must first prove yourself worthy. If your ambitions for power are real I must ask you to carry out a quest for the Sovereign.

Impmon: What kind of quest?

Digimon: Some human loving digimon have trespassed into our world, I believe you are quite familiar with them. The Devas they defeated were never uploaded, instead their data was discarded as if it were refuse.

Impmon: Huh? Guilmon...and all his friends? Uh, uh, oh.

Flashback to Guilmon giving Impmon bread.

Guilmon: You must really like that bread.

Impmon: What makes you say that?

He finishes it off.

Impmon: More.

Guilmon gives him another.

End flashback.

Flashback to Takato, Henry and Terriermon in the park and him hanging from a tree.

Impmon: Well, if it isnít the dum-dum club. Did ya miss me, boys?

Henry: Just ignore him.

Terriermon: Easy for you to say you canít smell him.

Takato: Letís go. Guilmon come on!

Guilmonís in the bush with a butterfly.

Guilmon: Oh.

End flashback.

Flashback to Renamon holding Impmon under the bridge.

Renamon: A partner?

Impmon smacks Renamon across the face.

She touches her face.

Renamon: Hm...

Impmon cries and pounds the ground.

Impmon: I want to digivolve, itís not fair! Iím the strongest! I deserve it! I donít need a partner.

End flashback.

Impmon: Hold it, let me get this straight. You sayiní you want íem destroyed? Ah crud, donít tell me thatís my quest.

He doesnít answer.

Impmon: Do I have any choice? For once I really am sick to my stomach! But if you make me digivolve Iíll do it, Iíll do anything your Sovereign wants!

The digimon jumps up.

Digimon: Then relinquish your soul!

Impmon: Uh.

The ground beneath him turns red and begins to sink in while Impmon frantically tries not to fall.

Impmon: Ah! Ah! Ah!!!!!

He falls into a pit of lava and a silhouette of a large bird digimon with a red aura appears again.

At the bike fight.

Gargomon: Hey Jeri, tell us more about the red shoe story. I mean, it did have a happy ending, right?

Jeri: Well as I remember, there was something about the red shoes not coming off and then...something horrible happened. But I canít remember exactly what it was.

Takato: Uh, something really horrible?

Jeri: Huh.

Guilmon rides the bike to them again.

Leomon: Enough!

He grabs his sword and runs in.

Takato: No! Leomon!

Leomon gets to the bike, jumps up, readies his sword and hits Guilmon hard on the head knocking off the bike.

Guilmon: Oh!!

The bike keeps going.

Takato: Oh!

Henry: Huh? What?

Takato runs to Guilmon.

Takato: Guilmon!

They al follow and Leomon puts his sword away.

Takato: Guilmon.

Leomon: Donít worry Takato, heís got a very hard head.

Guilmon: Oh...

He wakes up.

Guilmon: Huh?

He turns and gets up.

Guilmon: Oh that wasnít fun, next time I think Iíll walk.

Takato: Oh, thatíll be just fine with me, boy.

He hugs Guilmon.

Leomon: It occurred to me that if the bike was in complete control of the ridersí mind then all the rider needed was a not-so-gentle wake up call and the spell would be broken.

A pit opens in the ground and the bike falls into it.

Takato: Hey! Whereís it going?!

They run to the pit.

Takato: Huh.

Guilmon: Huh?

They see the bike sink into the lava.

Takato: Well it looks like that bike wonít be causing any more trouble around here after all, will it guys?

Henry: Good riddance, thanks to you the Chuchidarumon are safe. Iím really sorry Takato, I donít know why I gave you such a hard time about butting in on their problem. I shouldíve known better, you never listen to me anyway. It must be why I like you so much.

Jeri: Yep, I thought you did really great.

Takato blushes.

Takato: Oh, eh it was nothing.

Guilmon: Nothing? Then how come your face is all red and sweaty looking just like mine?

Takato: Would ya cram it Guilmon, it is not. Now that thatís been said letís go look for Calumon!

The ground shakes.

All: Huh?

A giant explosion of lava happens and from the top comes out the bike with a new rider in an all black attire.

All: Uh!

Gargomon: Someoneís riding shotgun!

The bike lands and the new digimon and stays there for a while. Leomon: Whoeverís jumped on has absolute control over that contraption. Does that mean heís mastered the machine and tamed the beast within?

The digimon takes off.

Takato: Who is that guy?

Digimon: They call me...Beelzemon.

He puts his spiked boot in the foot holder, revs it up and rides away.