Digimon: The Movie
English Version Written by: Jeff Nimoy & Bob Buchholz
Release date: October 6, 2000 / Theatre; February 6, 2001 / Video.
Transcribed by: Patamon_Princess (patamon_princess@yahoo.com)
Actions added by: Jedi_Amara (http://www.digivice.net)
[JAPANESE TITLES]
Part 1: Digimon Adventures the Movie
Part 2: Bokura no War Game!
Part 3: Digimon Hurricane Touchdown! Supreme Golden Evolution
[PART TWO: FOUR YEARS LATER]
N. KARI: It was another DigiDestined, Izzy, who first noticed there was trouble.
[Izzy's house.]
IZZY: Huh? Prodigious! A computer virus on the Internet. Wait a minute. Wow. It's attacking something. Let me see if I can get an image of its target.
N. KARI: Izzy wasn't the only one tracking the virus. The whole world was watching. But no one was prepared for what was about to happen.
[Various places.]
KID 1: Huh?
KID 2: Huh?
IZZY: Looks like a DigiEgg! Where did that come from? Whoa, the virus is causing the egg to develop abnormally fast! I think it's going to hatch!
KURAMON: Hello!
N. KARI: Across town, Tai and another DigiDestined, Sora, were facing their own problems.
[Tai's place.]
TAI: [emailing] "Dear Sora, I'm sorry about what happened. I haven't felt this bad since the time I accidentally threw up in your hat and didn't tell you before you put it on. I know our relationship has been a little stormy lately. You say you love thunderstorms, so what's a few raindrops between friends? Love, Tai." Love? I mean from! I mean, oh.
[Kari comes in.]
KARI: Who are you writing to, Tai?
TAI: Ah! It's just an e-mail joke. What are you doing in here anyway, Kari?
KARI: I wanted to show you my new dress. I'm going to a birthday party. I got my friend a pink power ranger.
TAI: Gimme, gimme.
N. KARI: My brother and I had a give and take relationship. I would give and he would take.
TAI: Ah, who cares.
[Kari walks up to the computer.]
KARI: If you want to send an e-mail you have to click this. Click!
TAI: I wasn't going to send that letter!
KARI: Then what did you write it for?
TAI: Oh, go to your party!
KARI: Okay.
[Kari exits.]
TAI: I can't believe Sora's going to read my letter. Wait a minute. "Unable to deliver?" I can't believe she's' not going to read my letter! You try to tell a girl you're sorry, and your computer is such a... Ah!
[Birthday Girl's House]
BIRTHDAY GIRL: Huh?
KARI & GIRLS: Surprise!
[Tai's place.]
TAI: Mom, can I make a complaint? Well, Kari's eating birthday cake right now and all we have is leftover tofu.
MRS. KAMIYA: I can make you a cake, Tai. Hand me an egg please.
TAI: No.
MRS. KAMIYA: I wanted to use up the rest of the wheat germ anyway.
*DING! DONG!*
*KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!*
MRS. KAMIYA: You get the door and I'll start on that cake.
[Tai opens the door and sees Izzy.]
TAI: Izzy, you're all sweaty. What's wrong?
IZZY: Well, it's about the egg.
[Tai is still holding the egg.]
TAI: Oh?
IZZY: The egg has already hatched.
[Tai looks at the egg in his hand.]
TAI: Oh?
IZZY: Aw, not that egg!
TAI: Oh?
IZZY: The DigiEgg! My Digimon Analyzer doesn't even recognize it.
TAI: Looks like a cross between a jellyfish and a contact lens.
IZZY: I think it's part Digimon, part virus.
TAI: A Digimon with a virus, so?
IZZY: Are you kidding? If it stays on the Internet, it could wipe out all technology as we know it!
TAI: If it just hatched, how do you know about all this stuff?
IZZY: This kid I met on the Internet e-mailed me. His name is Willis and he lives in Colorado. I don't know where he gets his information. He's smart, though. He's only in elementary school, but he's already taking classes at Colorado State.
TAI: So what? I'm in junior high school and I take classes at junior high school.
TAI & IZZY: Huh?
IZZY: The jellyfish digivolved!
TAI: He's sending another e-mail. It says "I'm hungry!" What, am I supposed to call for a pizza?
IZZY: Oh, no! He's eating computer data! And when he's done with this buffet line, he's going to look for a data base with even more food!
TAI: More food? What does he expect to find? A grocery store?
[Supermarket.]
CASHIER: Okay, that's one box of chocolates. Your total comes to one million, one hundred...huh? Yeah, that's what it says. That must be really good chocolate. Paper or plastic?
CUSTOMER: Oh, uh, huh, uh?
[TV.]
REPORTER: In supermarkets all over the city, computer systems are failing, causing congestion at the registers. And now for the weather.
MRS. KAMIYA: Tai, I made beef jerky shakes!
TAI: No thanks, Mom!
MRS. KAMIYA: Where are you going?
TAI: We need to use Dad's computer!
MRS. KAMIYA: Oh. Don't you want your shake?
IZZY: Oh.
[Izzy slurps down his shake.]
MRS. KAMIYA: I'm glad someone appreciates my recipes.
IZZY: Thanks, Mrs. Kamiya!
[Mr. Kamiya's study.]
TAI: We gotta be careful with my dad's stuff.
IZZY: Get out of my way. A Digimon is eating the Internet and you're worried about a few books?
TAI: But my dad likes his mess where it is.
IZZY: We'll have more capability if we network our computers together.
TAI: Hey, Izzy. Why don't we just call up the Digimon on the screen and then hit delete?
IZZY: Don't you think I've tried that?
TAI: If this thing is so dangerous, maybe we should call someone important like the principal or Bill Gates, or someone?
IZZY: They won't listen. That kid Willis warned his Internet carrier about the new Digimon. They said "Great! Let's sign him up and give him fifty free hours!" All right! We're online!
TAI: He's digivolved again!
KERAMON: My name is Keramon.
IZZY: I think he's at the rookie level.
TAI: This soon? He's digivolving too quickly!
IZZY: He's probably at a fast food website.
TAI: Now what?
IZZY: Nothing now.
TAI: You mean we have to sit here and watch that thing eat us out of house and homepage? I wish Agumon was here to help us.
AGUMON: Tai!
TAI: I can almost hear him now.
AGUMON: You can hear me!
TAI: It's like he was here.
AGUMON: I am here!
TAI: Huh? Agumon! Where are you? I can barely hear you! Take me off speaker phone!
IZZY: It's a transmission.
TAI: Huh?
IZZY: From the Digital World.
[The image appears on the computer.]
AGUMON: Tai! Tai!
TAI: Agumon!
IZZY: And he's with Gennai!
GENNAI: Hmph. Hmm. It's been a long time.
[Tentomon appears.]
TENTOMON: Don't forget me!
IZZY: Tentomon!
TAI: Who else is there?
[A door opens in the image and the other Digimon partners come through it.]
BIYOMON: Biyomon!
GABUMON: Gabumon!
PALMON: Palmon!
PATAMON: Patamon!
GOMAMON: Gomamon!
GATOMON: Gatomon!
GENNAI: We need to talk. Something's threatening the Internet.
IZZY: We know. The Digimon is already causing problems in our world.
GENNAI: I'm not sure it is a Digimon.
AGUMON: But it is dangerous. The evil Dark Masters were cupcakes compared to this guy.
GABUMON: We've found a way to enter the Internet.
PATAMON: We'll help you guys because you're the best friends we've ever had!
TENTOMON: What better way to express friendship than to save your world!
IZZY: Tentomon.
TENTOMON: Please, don't get so emotional.
TAI: Thanks a lot, you guys. You won't be alone! We'll be right here with you on the computer. Izzy, Digivice!
[Izzy holds up his Digivice.]
IZZY: I'm one step ahead of you, Tai.
TAI: Our Digivices will help you digivolve and together we'll squash that bug!
DIGIMON: Yay! Yay! Yay!
GENNAI: It'll take a minute for Agumon and Tentomon to get on the net. My modem's older than I am.
TAI: I'll call the other DigiDestined so their Digimon can help too! [Tai picks up the phone.] Hi. this is Tai Kamiya. Can I speak to Joe, please? A test? He's the only one I know who actually volunteers for summer school!
JOE: Ah!
TAI: Hi, is Matt or TK there? They're visiting their grandma in the country?
IZZY: Hey, Tai, any luck?
MRS. KAMIYA: Would you like a glass of potato juice, Izzy?
IZZY: Great. I'd love some!
TAI: Be there, be there, be there, be there, be there... Oh, hello there. This is Tai.
GRANDMOTHER: You're selling ties?
TAI: No, my name is Tai. I'm looking for Matt or TK.
GRANDMOTHER: That's a coincidence! Those are my grandkids' names!
TAI: That's great! Are they there?
GRANDMOTHER: Mm-hmm.
TAI: Right now?
GRANDMOTHER: Mm-hmm.
TAI: Can I talk to them?
GRANDMOTHER: Oh, I love to talk to them too. They're here visiting.
TAI: Please, I need to speak with them right away!
GRANDMOTHER: Okay, I'll tell them. Kids!
[She hangs up.]
TAI: I...I...I...I...can't...take...this...
MRS. KAMIYA: You know, Izzy, I can never get Tai to try any of my recipes.
IZZY: I think they taste great!
MRS. KAMIYA: Want to try my spinach cookies?
TAI: I got Mimi's machine!
MIMI: Hi, it's Mimi. I'm so glad you called. Let's get together for lunch! Leave a very short message after the beep.
*BEEP*
TAI: Mimi...
*BEEP*
TAI: That girl loves to talk.
MRS. KAMIYA: You're a real natural in the kitchen. Just like me.
TAI: Mom, I need to get a hold of Kari right away! Did she take her cell phone with her?
IZZY: So do I have enough of this stuff?
MRS. KAMIYA: Beats me. It's the first time I've used flour to bake a cake.
TAI: Mom!
MRS. KAMIYA: Of course she's got it. In case of emergency.
TAI: What does she think this is?
KARI & GIRLS: Happy Birthday!
GIRL 1: Make a wish. Blow them out!
*RING*
GIRL 1: Call them back.
KARI: [on phone, to Tai] I can't come over. You don't understand, the magician's coming over later and I already volunteered to be sawed in half.
TAI: Whatever. Just tell the half with feet to run home right away! Hey, Izzy.
IZZY: Huh?
TAI: I can't get anybody on the phone. I want you to call Sora for me.
IZZY: But you and she are really good friends. It makes more sense for you to call.
TAI: Just do it!
[He throws the phone to Izzy.]
IZZY: Ah!
MRS. KAMIYA: Are more friends coming over? I'll make three bean salad.
TAI: Nobody's coming over, Mom.
MRS. KAMIYA: Oh, that's all right. I only have two beans anyway.
MRS. TAKENOUCHI: I'm sorry, Sora's not home. But I'll tell her to call Tai's place as soon as she gets back. Oh, hold on, she just walked in. I'll put her right on. Sora, I think Tai wants to speak to you.
SORA: I'm not home!
MRS. TAKENOUCHI: But I already told him your here.
SORA: Them make something up! I don't care what you tell him!
MRS. TAKENOUCHI: But, Sora...I'm sorry, you have the wrong number. Goodbye.
IZZY: Sora said she's not home.
TAI: Hmph.
IZZY: Did you two have an argument?
TAI: None of your business!
IZZY: You must have been a real jerk if she doesn't even want to talk to you anymore.
TAI: Huh? I didn't do anything!
IZZY: Uh, I meant that in a good way.
TAI: I can't believe she's still mad at me. This whole thing started over a lousy hairclip.
SORA: He'd better have written me.
SORA'S COMPUTER: Greeting, you have no new mail. Okay?
SORA: No, it's not okay. Stupid Tai.
TAI'S COMPUTER: Thank you for visiting...
MEEKO: Meow.
TAI'S COMPUTER: Dot com.
TAI: Meeko, get down from there. Agumon and Tentomon should be on the Internet by now.
TENTOMON: Does this Information Super Highway have a rest stop? I've got to go potty!
AGUMON: You should have gone before we left. Just hold it!
TAI: You're going to need a password.
IZZY: You can use mine to get on the Internet. Prodigious!
AGUMON & TENTOMON: Prodigious!
IZZY: They're in!
AGUMON: So this is what the Internet looks like. They need new wallpaper.
TENTOMON: I hope this doesn't take too long. It's my bath night.
?: There he is. Go get him.
TENTOMON: He doesn't know we're here yet.
AGUMON: Let's sneak up on him quietly.
TENTOMON: Super Shocker!
AGUMON: That's quietly? Pepper Breath!
TAI: Huh? It should've worked, but it didn't. Hey, Keramon's sending us an e-mail. It says "So you like to play games, huh?" I got a bad feeling about this Agumon.
AGUMON: Mm-hmm.
IZZY: You'd better digivolve, both of you. Now!
AGUMON: Agumon digivolve to...
TENTOMON: Tentomon digivolve to...
KID 1: Oh.
KID 2: Huh?
KID 3: Huh?
GREYMON: Greymon!
KABUTERIMON: Kabuterimon!
KERAMON: Bug Blaster!
KABUTERIMON: Electro Shocker!
GREYMON: Nova Blast!
TAI: You guys make this stuff look easy!
IZZY: Um, hold that thought.
KERAMON: Keramon digivolve to...
INFERMON: Infermon!
TAI: No way! He's digivolved again!
IZZY: I've never seen this before. Now he's at the champion level like Greymon and Kabuterimon.
?: Whoa.
KABUTERIMON: Electro Shocker!
GREYMON: Nova Blast! Yeah!
KABUTERIMON: All right!
GREYMON: He's stronger than a champion!
INFERMON: Spider Shooter!
GREYMON: Kabuterimon...uh!
TAI: Greymon, no!
IZZY: I think I've figured it out.
TAI: Huh?
IZZY: He's bypassed the champion level and digivolved straight into the ultimate level. He's too strong for our Digimon!
TAI: Then they're just going to have to digivolve again!
INFERMON: Not so fast!
GREYMON: Greymon digivolve to...
METALGREYMON: MetalGreymon!
IZZY: You've got to digivolve faster!
INFERMON: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
TAI: Agumon, say something!
AGUMON: Don't take me out, coach.
IZZY: Tentomon!
TENTOMON: I'm fine, just one question. Who's Tentomon?
IZZY: They'll be okay, Tai. They just need to rest for awhile.
TAI: I can't believe that two Digimon at the champion level weren't enough! We're never going to be able to defeat this thing!
IZZY: Check this out, Tai, we're getting e-mails form all over the world. Here's one from that kid Willis in America. It says, "Izzy, this is all my fault. Find a way to slow him down."
TAI: What does he mean his fault?
IZZY: I don't know. Hey, Infermon is e-mailing us too!
TAI: Why is he saying "Hello" over and over again?
IZZY: Look at the address!
TAI: Huh?
IZZY: He's at the telephone company taking over all the phone lines! If we lose our phone connection we're finished. That's the only way we have access to the Internet.
TAI: I've got to warn everyone!
[Tai picks up the phone.]
OPERATOR 1: All circuits are busy. Try again later.
TAI: Oh great. It's busy. Mimi.
OPERATOR 1: All circuits are busy. Try again later.
TAI: C'mon! How can that be busy too?
OPERATOR 1: All circuits are still busy.
TAI: Don't tell me.
OPERATOR 1: Didn't you hear me?
TAI: But...
OPERATOR 1: It's busy!
AI: I'm sorry, lady. [to Izzy] All the phones are dead!
IZZY: That Digimon did it.
TAI: Not a single call can get through!
*RING*
TAI: Hello, this is Tai.
INFERMON: Hello. Did you program me?
TAI: It's Infermon.
[Various places.]
*RING*RING*RING*RING*
CITIZENS 1: Hello?
*RING*
CITIZENS 2: Hello?
*RING*
CITIZENS 3: Hello?
N. KARI: Talk about speed dialling. Infermon was looking for someone. He was calling every phone number in the world.
TAI: His long-distance bill will be enormous.
IZZY: Huh?
TAI: What?
IZZY: Connection terminated!
TAI: What next?
MRS. KAMIYA: Kids, cake's almost ready!
[TV.]
REPORTER: Phones have gone dead worldwide. If your phone is dead, please call your phone company.
MRS. KAMIYA: Well, at least my sister can't call me three times a day.
IZZY: See ya!
MRS. KAMIYA: Are you leaving so soon?
IZZY: Don't worry! I'll be back! Save me a piece of cake!
[Izzy leaves. Tai flops over the back of the couch.]
TAI: Oh.
MRS, KAMIYA: What's the matter with you?
TAI: Oh.
MRS. KAMIYA: Hey, have you heard? The phones are out.
[TV.]
REPORTER: The stock market is in chaos and people are rioting in the streets.
[TK is massaging his grandmother's back.]
GRANDMOTHER: That's nice.
TK: Oh.
MATT: Huh? Tai says call, then he won't pick up the phone.
TK: Huh.
REPORTER: We interrupt this program for a special bulletin.
TK: Huh?
GRANDMOTHER: Goody, I bet it's one of those high speed chases.
REPORTER: The phone company has set up an emergency voice-mail system. Simply dial one-seven-one for easy instructions.
TK: Huh?
N. KARI: Believe me, it wasn't so simple. First you had to leave a message, then call back to pick up a message. Basically it was just plain phone tag.
[Tai's place. Tai dials 171.]
TAI: Perfect. Voice-mail!
OPERATOR 2: To leave a message press one. To retrieve a message press two.
*BEEP*
OPERATOR 2: Please leave your message at the tone.
TAI: Matt, TK, this is an emergency, call me right away! Oh, by the way, this is Tai! Kari, if you want to see any of your toys again, get home right away! Sora! Sora, listen. I'm sorry about the hairpin, but I need to talk to you right away! Call me or just come over!
[Sora comes to Tai's apartment. She is about to ring the bell, but turns away.]
SORA: Oh. Stupid Tai. Hmph.
TAI: Hi, Mimi, it's Tai. Please come over to my house as soon as you get this message. Goodbye.
MRS. KAMIYA: Oh, that reminds me.
TAI: Huh?
MRS. KAMIYA: You got this postcard in the mail from Mimi.
TAI: What?! She's on vacation?! In Hawaii?! Ohhh.
[Mimi on the beach in Hawaii.]
MIMI: Hawaii is paradise! I don’t have a care in the world! And I'm wishing you were here! Ha, ha!
[Izzy returns.]
MRS. KAMIYA: Hi, Izzy. Welcome back.
IZZY: Thank you. so, uh, when is everybody coming over?
TAI: Ah.
IZZY: Cheer up already.
TAI: What happened to the good old days when we were a team?
IZZY: We are a team, Tai, but we're just kind of spread out now.
TAI: By the way, where did you disappear to?
IZZY: Well, I went to pick up this.
TAI: What is it?
IZZY: A satellite uplink. We can get on the Internet by taping into the military's satellite system.
TAI: Izzy, you're a genius! How does it work?
IZZY: Well, do you know what a semi-conductor is?
TAI: A guy who works part time on a train?
IZZY: Never mind.
TAI: Is it hooked up yet?
IZZY: Almost. In the meantime, check the messages to see if anyone's called back.
TAI: Oh, I forgot.
OPERATOR 2: You have one new message.
MATT: Hey, Tai, it's Matt. So what's the big emergency? Call me back.
GRANDMOTHER: Ahhhh...
TK: Uhh!
MATT: Oh, I gotta go, Grandma fell asleep on TK again.
IZZY & TAI: Huh?
IZZY: Good old Matt
TAI: I knew that somebody on the team would come through. Hey, Matt, did you and TK bring your Digivices with you?
MATT: [to TK] Did you pack them?
TK: This is TK. Of course we have them. What's going on?
IZZY: An evil Digimon has taken over the Internet. Agumon and Tentomon are fighting it now, but they need help. Get your Digivices to a computer as fast as you can.
TK: What do we do now?
MATT: [voicemail] Guys, the closest thing my grandmother has to a computer is an egg timer. We're going into town to find one.
IZZY: The uplink's working! We're back online!
TAI: Now let's exterminate that bug!
IZZY: He left the phone company. Now where is he?
TAI: Look, he sent another e-mail. "I'm close to him." Close to who?
IZZY: He's in America.
TAI: He doesn't even have a green card.
[Matt and TK are riding on their uncle's motorbike.]
MATT: Uncle Al! I said slow down!
UNCLE AL: Still can't hear you!
IZZY: Well, the Digimon's in New York. He's eaten all the data at Kennedy Airport and he's heading for the subway system.
TAI: Good, that will definitely slow him down for sure.
[Izzy is drinking potato juice.]
IZZY: I'd better e-mail Willis and let him know that Infermon is heading in his direction. I do have one question, though. What do you think the Digimon would have been like if the virus never attacked it.
TAI: I have a question too. Why are you still drinking that junk?
IZZY: Look, just because you don't like to eat healthy doesn't mean that I don't.
TAI: Don't say I didn't warn you.
TAI & IZZY: Huh?
TAI: Matt!
MATT: We got the Digivices!
TK: Now what?
TAI: Awesome. We'll tell Gennai to upload Gabumon and Patamon onto the net.
MATT: You can do that?
FLOYD: That sounds like fun. Usually I just play solitaire on that thing, but I...
CUSTOMER 1: Careful, boy! You almost cut my ear off!
CUSTOMER 2: Kids today are so smart, aren't they?
CUSTOMER 3: I still can't set the time on my VCR.
TAI: Hey, Matt, who are all those weird people?
MATT: They're not weird, they're my best friends! [whispers] Considering this is the only computer in town.
TAI: Gennai's transfer of the Digimon is almost completed.
[Izzy finishes his juice and eyes Tai's.]
IZZY: Ah! Hey, can I have yours?
TAI: Izzy, you're the bravest kid I've ever known.
AGUMON: We're going back in!
TENTOMON: I assume Izzy and Tai were unsuccessful in finding anyone else.
AGUMON: Than you and I will just have to try to beat that thing by ourselves.
GABUMON: Sorry we're late!
PATAMON: I was surfing the net and I wiped out!
AGUMON & TENTOMON: Huh?
TENTOMON: Gabumon and Patamon!
PATAMON: Is TK on this ride?
GABUMON: He's not tall enough.
MATT: Hey, Gabumon!
TK: Patamon!
IZZY: Say hello later, we've got work to do!
TENTOMON: Keep your legs and wings inside the ride at all times.
IZZY: Just a little further. Remember guys, he's dangerous, so stay focused.
INFERMON: I'm looking for the programmer. Don't interfere!
MATT: He's teasing us.
TAI: Oh, yeah? Then let's get him!
MATT: It's time to digivolve!
GABUMON: Gabumon!
AGUMON: Agumon!
BOTH: Warp digivolve to...
WARGREYMON: WarGreymon!
METALGARURUMON: MetalGarurumon!
?: All right!
TK: Patamon, you'd better digivolve!
PATAMON: Right. Patamon digivolve to...
INFERMON: Infermon digivolve to...
DIABOROMON: Diaboromon!
MATT: What's going on?
TAI: He's digivolved!
DIABOROMON: Cable Crusher!
PATAMON: Ah!
TK: Look out, Patamon!
PATAMON: Umph!
TENTOMON: I'll save him! Ah!
TK: Oh, Patamon, are you okay
IZZY: Tentomon!
TENTOMON: I'm fine, but what about Patamon?
IZZY: Oh.
TK: Patamon! Speak to me! Come on! Get up! Say something! I'm coming! I'll come get you!
MATT: TK, you can't. [to MetalGarurumon] But you can!
TAI: Wipe him out!
METALGARURUMON: Ice Wolf Bite!
DIABOROMON: Web Wrecker!
TAI: MetalGarurumon, circle around! WarGreymon, attack!
IZZY: I...don't...feel...good...
TAI: What are you talking about? We're winning!
IZZY: This could be it!
TAI: Yeah, great, huh?
IZZY: Not that!
TAI: What's going on?
IZZY: I think there's something wrong with me.
TAI: What is it?
IZZY: I think it's your mother's recipes.
TAI: Izzy, I hate to tell you I told you so, but I told you so!
[Izzy rushes out to the bathroom.]
MATT: Tai, look, something's wrong.
TAI: Huh? Oh, no. They're slowing down. Huh? Come on! Ah!
[He shakes the computer and gets a BSOD.]
MATT: Tai, where did you go? WarGreymon has practically stopped moving.
TAI: Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
[Izzy returns.]
IZZY: Ah. I feel a lot better.
TAI: I didn't touch anything! I swear!
IZZY: Ah! Tai what did you do?
TAI: It wasn't my fault! Besides, who told you to go to the bathroom at such an important time?
IZZY: Like I had a choice! Oh, why did you crash the computer? Now it has to reboot!
TAI: Well, it's not like I did it on purpose or anything!
IZZY: Yeah, right. Just like it wasn't your fault with Sora.
TAI: That wasn't...my fault. Oh, okay, maybe it was.
IZZY: What happened?
TAI: It was stupid. I gave her this really great hairpin for her birthday and then she got all mad and said "Oh, you don't like my hairstyle?" And I said "How can you tell? You're always wearing a hat." And so she says "So, now you don't like my hat, huh?" It's very confusing.
IZZY: That's what you fought about?
TAI: I tried to apologize, but she won't return my phone calls.
TAI & IZZY: Huh?
IZZY: We're back online!
TAI: WarGreymon!
MATT: Hey, guys, where were you? You two sure picked a lousy time to take a lunch break.
TAI: What happened to him? WarGreymon!
WARGREYMON: Tai, I can't move!
TAI: I let him down. I should've been there.
[Izzy is reading email.]
IZZY: "Your Digimon's a loser."
TAI: What did you say?
IZZY: "How could two mega level Digimon get beat by one lousy bug? WarGreymon quit like a coward." Ow!
TAI: Take that back!
IZZY: I was reading an e-mail from another kid!
TAI: Well, you didn't have to read it so well.
MATT: Hey, you two, this isn't the time to be fighting.
TAI: Stupid e-mails.
DIABOROMON: Ha, ha, ha! Go back to the beginning.
TAI: Diaboromon's back. Another e-mail. "Who can count backwards from ten?" Huh? Is he giving us a math test?
MATT: Hey, what's with the timer?
TAI: He's making copies of himself. He's multiplying.
IZZY: It gets worse. The USA just launched two nuclear missiles.
TAI: Huh?
IZZY: Willis says the government has no explanation for it, but he found out that Diaboromon's in the Pentagon's computer. I hope I didn't lead him there with my satellite uplink. One of the missiles are headed for Colorado! They're going to land, in less than ten minutes!
TAI: That explains the timer, but what's in Colorado?
IZZY: I have no idea. In the meantime Diaboromon keeps multiplying.
TAI: But the military has the power to stop it, right?
IZZY: Every country is trying to intercept them, including Japan. But Diaboromon had infiltrated all the computers and is rerouting them to fall harmlessly in the ocean near Hawaii.
MIMI: Oh, fireworks!
IZZY: I've got the trajectory for the other missile. Let me calculate. Four carry the two, times three. Tai, it's aimed right for this neighbourhood! Tai, look! E-mails from all over the world. "Get that evil Digimon. You're our only hope." Here's another one. "Be home by six o'clock." Oh, wait, that's from my mom.
TAI: I'm trying to save the world and you're reading fan mail?!
IZZY: We just lost our connection!
TAI: Great. IZZY: Don't worry. I'll get it back. Listen, I think that if we defeat the original Diaboromon, the rest will disappear.
TAI: What?
IZZY: All we have to do is destroy each one until we found the original.
TAI: Sounds great. How many of them so far?
IZZY: Oh, no!
TAI: Spit it out, Izzy. How many are there?
IZZY: There are over seventy-five thousand and counting.
WARGREYMON: Tai.
IZZY: What's that? It didn't sound like my stomach.
TAI: Huh?
WARGREYMON: Have faith. I'll find the original.
TAI: WarGreymon.
METALGARURUMON: I'll help you.
MATT: MetalGarurumon.
IZZY: They're so slow. It's because of all the e-mails! They're slowing down our Digimons' processing speed. I've got to write to everybody and tell them to stop e-mailing us until our Digimon are back to full strength.
TAI: Are you crazy, Izzy? Do you know how long that'll take? There's no time!
IZZY: Now we're...
MRS. KAMIYA: Just about...
TEACHER: Finished!
JOE: [taking test] It can't end like this!
TK: Tell me. Will they make it?
MATT: I'm not sure, TK, but they're going to try.
TAI: Don't give up, guys, no matter what happens. Don't give up!
DIABOROMON: Don't interfere! Don't interfere! Don't interfere! Don't interfere! Don't interfere! Don't interfere!
TAI: How many copies of Diaboromon are there now?
IZZY: Well, to be honest, I don't know. I stopped keeping track awhile ago. It's got to be over a million.
?: Oh!
MATT: MetalGarurumon!
TK: WarGreymon's starting to slow down again!
IZZY: It's the e-mails. They're coming in faster than ever! They're slowing down the processing speed even more!
TAI: They're sitting ducks out there!
IZZY: Please, guys, stop writing. I know your intentions are good, but you're really hurting our cause. Your e-mails are putting our Digimon in danger.
TAI: WarGreymon. WarGreymon. I've got to help. There must be a way.
[Tai falls into the computer. Mrs Kamiya opens the door.]
MRS. KAMIYA: More juice, Izzy? I just squeezed some onions.
IZZY: No, thanks. I'm rerouting all incoming data from the remote server into local memory.
MRS. KAMIYA: I'll just leave you two alone. Wait a minute, where did Tai go?
N. KARI: None of us are sure how, but Tai's bond with WarGreymon was so strong that Tai himself became digital.
TAI: WarGreymon, I'm here.
[Matt is also on the Internet.]
MATT: MetalGarurumon. Wake up. Don't quit now. Why won't he answer me, Tai?
TAI: Keep trying, Matt. [to WarGreymon] Listen, I don't have a whistle to wake you, but I want you to know you're not alone, okay? And the mail keeps coming. It won't stop. Kids from all over the world are writing to you. They need your help. You're the only one who can do it. Feel their hope. Feel their strength.
WARGREYMON: I feel them.
[WarGreymon and MetalGarurumon combine into a huge DigiEgg.]
FLOYD: [to TK] Huh? Where did your brother go? Huh? Huh? Huh?
TK: They combined!
?: Ah!
IZZY: Part WarGreymon!
TK: Part MetalGarurumon!
IZZY: They digivolved together to become...
OMNIMON: Omnimon! Wow! Transcendent Sword!
TAI: Hurry!
OMNIMON: Supreme Cannon!
IZZY: Tai, there's the original. Get him, we're running out of time!
MATT: Omnimon!
TAI: Quick, attack! Where is he? One minute to go!
JOE: One minute to go!
MRS. KAMIYA: One minute to go!
PILOT: Squad leader to command, we were unable to destroy the target. The missile will impact. Repeat, the missile will impact!
TAI: He keeps moving. Every time we get him in our site, he jumps someplace else!
IZZY: (thinking) We have the power to destroy him now, but we don't have the time. Willis was right. We have to find a way of slowing down Diaboromon. (aloud) The e-mails! If I forward him the e-mails, it will slow him down just as it did us! Keep sending them kids!
DIABOROMON: Ha, ha, ha!
IZZY: You've got mail!
TAI: Ten seconds left! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! One!!
DIABOROMON: Connection terminated. Willis.
MRS. KAMIYA: Ah, lousy microwave. How come every electrical appliance in the house has to have a bug in it?
[Outside.]
SORA'S COMPUTER: You have one new piece of mail.
SORA: Tai! It's about time. "Dear Sora...threw up in your hat...so what's a few raindrops between friends? Love, Tai." Stupid Tai.
IZZY: I'm about to barf!
TAI: Wait till you try the cake!
N. KARI: When Willis saw what happened on the Internet, he was as happy as the rest of us. So were the twins, Terriermon and Kokomon. They figured that would be the end of it. But they were wrong.
[Colorado.]
WILLIS: Oh?
N. KARI: It was just the beginning.
[A small tornado whisks Kokomon away.]
WILLIS: Kokomon!!
N. KARI: Willis was about to face the digibattle of his life, but he was all alone!