Season 4, Episode 4: "Kazemon Kicks It"
English version written by:
Original Air Date: ??, 2002
Transcribed by: SteelWarrior (steelwarrior98@aol.com)

On the Trailmon Koji looks out the window at the night sky.

He holds up his D-Tector, closes one eye and examines it.

D-Tector: You must go to the Forest Terminal.

Koji: The Forest Terminal? Sure, why not?

The Trailmon stops at a village and Koji gets off.

Trailmon yawns.

Trailmon: Just call me the naptime express.

He falls asleep and snores.

Koji walks to his side, looks at him, yawns and walks to a bench.

Koji: I better catch a snooze too. This looks like a good as place as any. Eh this quiet really gives a guy time to think.

The next morning the gang is walking along he tracks again.

JP: So guys are we there yet?

Takuya: Let’s see, what’s wrong with this picture? Desert looking wasteland, Forest Terminal, I’d say no.

Tommy: Oh I’m tired, let’s take a rest.

He stops and Takuya pushes him as he runs.

Takuya: But there’s a scenic lookout just ahead! You know JP, if you hadn’t fed chocolate to that Trailmon we’d be riding in air conditioned comfort right now.

Zoe: So he made mistake, what are you gonna do, take away his bowling shoes?

They hear a Trailmon and Takuya turns and around and waves his arms.

Takuya: Hey! Hey! It’s a Trailmon! Hey!

Zoe: Uh, finally.

The pink Trailmon stops.

Takuya: Hey Trailmon, what’s up? Can you take us to the Forest Terminal?

Trailmon: Oh I overate at my last stop, besides I’m a freight train, no riders, no exceptions.

Zoe runs to his side and climbs on.

Zoe: Trailmon, I am as light as bubble wrap, I’m diamo!

The rest climb on.

Takuya: Just think of us all as cargo.

He starts laughing and shaking.

Trailmon: Oh your little fingers are tickling me something awful. It’s too much!

The kids fall off and Trailmon rides the tracks away.

Trailmon: I’d like to bend the rules but I’m just too ticklish! Sorry kids! Keep on this track, you’ll get there.

Takuya ended up on his head and feet.

Takuya: So much for...getting there soon.

Zoe gets up.

Zoe: Come back here! Trailmon!

They continue walking and arrive at a fork in the tracks.

Bokomon jumps on the lever switching the tracks back forth.

Bokomon: The track splits here, now which way to go? Left or right? Right or left or up or down, on or off, fast or slow? Time to make a decision. Uh, I made myself sick...

Takuya points to the right.

Takuya: This way.

Zoe points to the left.

Zoe: That way.

Takuya: Er, you’re wrong!

Zoe: Why? Just because I disagree with you?

Zoe: Don’t you think the Forest Terminal just might be surrounded by trees?!

Takuya: Trailmon said stay on this track and your way curves left! You think you know everything!

Zoe: Well I’m right!

Takuya: So you wanna go right?

Zoe: No! I’m going the way that makes sense! Later!

Takuya: See ya!

JP walks to Tommy.

Tommy: Wait up, Takuya!

Tommy runs after Takuya.

JP: Hey we should stick together!

JP trails Zoe.

Neemon: Humans.

Bokomon: You know Neemon, those two might be the next to digivolve.

They look at JP and Zoe.

Bokomon: It’s imperative that when they Spirit Evolve we are there. We wouldn’t want to miss that, now would we?

Neemon: "It’s imperative" what’s that mean?

Bokomon: It’s a thirty cent word that means we have to be there. I can’t wait to see that happen in person!

He smacks his leg.

Neemon: But, don’t we have to be there for that?

Bokomon snaps Neemon’s waistband once again.

Bokomon: Snap out of it, mon!

JP and Zoe keep walking.

JP: I can’t believe that Takuya and Tommy went the other way, I mean it’s pretty obvious that this is the right way, I hope.

Bokomon and Neemon turn the corner to catch up.

JP: He can be a real jerk sometimes.

Zoe: You got that right.

He closes his eyes and Zoe keeps walking and Bokomon and Neemon catch up to him.

JP: It’s like I’m the beef and he’s the jerky.

Bokomon: Do you think she’s listening?

JP: Huh?

He runs after her.

JP: Hm! hold up Z!

They arrive at a giant tree.

Zoe: That is one humongous tree!

JP: So then this must be the Forest Terminal, right?

They look at a sign.

Bokomon: This is Breezy Village.

Zoe: It’s called the what now?

Koji: Welcome, tourists.

They turn and see Koji on the bench on the other side of the train tracks dip.

Koji: So his isn’t it.

He gets up.

Bokomon: You’re right, it’s not.

Zoe: Hey Koji, what’s up?

He jumps down and starts to leave.

Zoe: Where ya goin’?

Koji: Where I go is my own business, thanks for askin’.

Zoe: Oh you’re so antisocial!

JP: He reminds me of white chocolate, it may look good, but no taste.

Bokomon: This isn’t quite right, Breezy Village is known for its spectacular view of lush forest greenery, but theres not much to see.

A hanging sign begins to fall.

JP: Spectacular view? Of what, a dump?

Zoe walks off and JP follows.

JP: Uh, let’s check it out, Z.

His D-Tector goes off and he takes it out.

JP: Oh wow, my D-Tector’s doing something.

The screen shines blue.

JP: Maybe my spirit is somewhere close by!

Zoe runs up the tree’s stairs inside to a branch.

Zoe: From up here I’ll get a better idea of where we are.

She arrives at the branch and feels the wind blowing.

Zoe: Bella! What a view! Mm! Smell that air!

She walks out onto the branch’s thinner, but still thick, end.

Zoe smells the air.

Zoe: Ah.

JP runs out of the door to the branch.

JP: Zoe!!!!! My D-Tector is flashing!

She turns ad slips on the branch side.

Zoe: Hm?

She falls onto the lower branch and slides down.

Zoe: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

She reaches the end, flies off and is caught by giggling flower digimon below.

In the forest Koji looks around and walks.

He gets a reading on his D-Tector.

Koji: Hm? Is this a spirit?

He looks around.

Digimon #1: Ha! So strangers are in the village, eh? That’s trouble.

He runs to a tree side and listens to the conversation.

Digimon #2: They’re human children!

Digimon #3: Ah you think those whiney wallflowers called them in to come and help?

Digimon #1: Who cares? Nobody can stop the Mushroomon Brothers!

Digimon #2: We’ll get em!

In a house in the village.

Zoe: How thoughtful of you to invite us for lunch.

JP: Yeah thanks, mm, I wouldn’t mind a bowl or ten.

She tastes some.

Zoe: Molto buono! Yum!

JP: Um, melted what?

Zoe: Molto buono, it’s Italian for delicious. This soup’s great!

The flower digimon cheer.

Zoe: I must know, what do you call this soup?

Flower digimon #1: Clam soup a la Floramon. It’s all in the way it’s prepared.

Floramon #2: Allow us to demonstrate how we do it.

They make some fruit appear in their hands.

Floramon #1: To make it you use your head and a ripe clam fruit.

Zoe: Oh?

JP: Uh, use your head?

Two petals open on their heads and they place the fruit inside.

Floramon #1: Two, three, four.

All the Floramon (singing): When you take a little clam fruit and you mix it in your stew, you make the most delicious soup, the flavor’s never dull. We shake our heads both up and down and sing this song more tuneful, a little bit of us resides in every yummy spoonful!

Floramon #1: And...it’s ready, enjoy.

A Floramon walks over to Zoe and from the tip of her four petals on her head soup pours into the bowl.

JP and Zoe: Uh!

Floramon #2: There, it’s fresh. Eat up.

Zoe waves her hands and JP shakes his head no.

Neemon: Thanks!

Bokomon: Delicious!

Floramon #3: It’s brain food.

Outside.

Zoe: Thanks! That was...great...

She feels the breeze.

Zoe: Mm, the breeze feels so good.

Floramon #1: Thanks to our special lung tree. The wind filters through the lung tree’s many branches cooling all of Breezy Village.

Zoe: Wow, this wind is like Hawaii, a vacation paradise in our world. Do a lot of visitors come here?

Floramon #1: Not like before, no one comes to visit our village now. So many trains filled with happy passengers made stops here in the past.

Flashback to the lung tree filled with leaves and colorful, with digimon all over.

Floramon #1: Our village was a shady, green hamlet. Many visitors came to relax in our lush landscape.

End flashback.

Floramon #1: Blooming bushes and pretty plants were spread out all over the station. Our village was a perfect park that everyone wanted to see.

Zoe: Well I’d say...that lung tree still looks good.

Floramon #1: Thanks for your kindness, but we know this place looks like a dried up dump.

JP and a Floramon walk out.

Floramon #2: Now we’re lucky if we see one train come through here a month.

JP: Maybe you should put in a video arcade.

Floramon #1: You and your friends are the first tourists we’ve had here in four months.

Floramon #2: We are indebted to you for your kindness.

JP: Indebted? Does that mean you’re gonna charge us?

Floramon #2: No, no, no. It means we thank you.

Floramon #1: If you’ve enjoyed your stay here, spread the word that our village is fun to visit.

Zoe: You bet, your soup’s great even if it’s different.

Floramon #1: With your help we might just even return the trains, visitors, and happiness to our Breezy Village.

Zoe: Even if we tell everyone we know about your village you need to do something, plant new flowers.

Floramon #1: We’ve tried that, but we have a problem, we’re just not strong enough to dig in this hard soil, are we?

Floramon #2: No and to replant takes a lot of strength.

Zoe: Well I can help, I know this strong guy.

Both Floramon: Hm?

Zoe: Hm.

She looks over at JP.

Floramon: Ah!

They run over, grab him, and pull him over.

JP: Hey what’re ya doin’?!

Floramon #1: You have arms like tree trunks, you’ll be a good digger.

JP: Me? No way!

Zoe turns her head.

Zoe: You know what impresses me? Strong guys that help out without even being asked.

JP: That’s me! Ha! Why I’ve got an eyebrow that can clean and jerk two fig trees.

On the Trailmon tracks.

Tommy: Can we find a gas station and ask for directions?

Takuya: No way.

Tommy: What do we do?

Takuya: Keep walkin’, something’s bound to-

He steps on the ground and it crumbles.

Takuya: Ah!

They turn and run from the crumbling ground.

Takuya: Tommy run!

They run faster.

Takuya: I don’t know what’s happenin’ but just keep movin’!

They trip, fall and turn around to see the ravaged land.

Takuya: Tommy, move slowly...

He moves his foot from the edge slowly.

Takuya: This might be a good time to go find that gas station, little buddy. He, he, he.

He starts to whimper.

Takuya: Uh...listen, I think we went the wrong way. So let’s be calm-

Tommy starts crying hysterically.

Takuya: Oh, if this is your calm I don’t wanna hear upset.

In the village everyone’s planting or digging.

Bokomon: I should call you miracle worker, it’s a miracle when you work.

Neemon stops a mini-wheelbarrow filled with dirt and Bokomon.

Bokomon: Onward!

Neemon empties the dirt spilling it and Bokomon.

Zoe plants a flower.

Zoe: There, if we keep working this place will look fantastic in no time.

Two Floramon: Hm.

They droop their heads.

Zoe: No?

Floramon #1: The Mushroomon’ll wreck it.

Three black streaks shoot into the tree, unnoticed.

Zoe: Mushroomon?

They jump out of the tree, unnoticed again.

They jump up in front of JP and some Floramon.

JP: Uh!

Mushroomon brothers: Nice try, bye-bye!

They throw bombs that explode the flowers and send the digimon and JP back and Zoe closes her eyes from the light.

Zoe: Ah!!!!!

Koji sees the light from behind the trees.

Koji: Uh!

The smoke clears and they hear some laughter.

Three Mushroomon jump up.

Mushroomon #1: We are...

Mushroomon #2: The Mushroomon...

Mushroomon #3: Brothers, yeah!

Floramon: Oh not again.

They land on some branches.

Leader: We thought you understood.

#2: Planting trees and flowers-

#3: Is a big waste of time.

Floramon #1: Please don’t wreck all our plants.

They jump up.

All 3: Giggle Grenade!

They toss down some mushroom shaped grenades that explode and spread orange pollen.

The smoke makes the Floramon laugh uncontrollably.

Zoe: What’s so funny? They’re troubled.

The Mushroomon land.

Leader: If you were a Floramon you’d be laughing too, our Giggle Grenades keep them in a good mood.

#2: They get so tired from busting a gut that they can barely move, let alone plant stuff!

Floramon #1: What did we ever do to all of you to deserve all this meanness? We used to greet the visitors at the station together, remember?

Floramon #2: She’s right. In those days you were real fun guys.

Leader: You Floramon were always more popular with the tourists! They all liked you better!

#2: No matter how hard we tried to please those looky-loos, they thought you flower girls were cuter and nicer than us spore guys!

Floramon #1: But that’s not true, they like you guys too!

Floramon #2: And your mushroom moose was so popular with the tourists. Ha ha ha ha, they liked it better than our soup.

The leader jumps up.

Leader: That is enough! Mushroom Mash!

They throw bombs at the houses and JP runs from the bombs.

JP: They’re toastin’ this place like an English muffin!

#2: It’s over! We’ve had it with your flower power!

#3: And we’re gonna-

Leader: Totally flatten Breezy Village!

Bokomon: You know Neemon, I’m not a genius, but I think those Mushroomon Brothers have had their attitudes adjusted for the worse by Cherubimon’s evil magic.

Neemon: Cherubimon? Who is that?

Bokomon steps on Neemon’s foot and snaps his waistband.

Bokomon: Here’s a snap, don’t forget to write!

Neemon: Sorry I asked!

Bokomon: Fool! How can someone like Cherubimon ever slip your mind? He’s the source of all that’s evil in the Digital World!

Neemon points.

Neemon: She’s starting a parade.

He turns to see Zoe walking to the Mushroomon, angry.

Zoe: Hold it!

She stops in front of them.

#2 and 3: Huh?

Leader: You just stand aside, girly!

She slaps him across the face knocking him back.

Zoe: Hm!

#3: Hey now! That’s my brother, why’d you slap ‘em?

Zoe: You need to learn how to get along!

All 3: Huh?

Zoe: Just because you feel like you’re getting the short end of the stick that doesn’t give you the right to just go around destroying things! Try solving things peacefully.

JP walks to her side.

JP: Yeah now listen up! You toadstool heads can’t just go barging in here with your purple mushroom caps cause they’re just plain ugly! Right?

Zoe: You insulted them, that’s totally wrong.

JP: Huh? Uh...

He turns to see them ticked.

Leader: You shouldn’t a said that! You’re gonna get it!

All 3: Charge!

They chase him throwing bombs.

Leader: Take this!

JP: I didn’t mean it!

He holds up his D-Tector.

JP: Hello? Spirit awaken! Hello spirit! Come on!

All 3: Nice try, bye-bye!

JP: Evolve! Spirit, come on!

He trips and falls.

Zoe: JP!!!!!

From a hole in the lung tree a pink fairy looking spirit shines, floats up and flies over.

JP: Yeah! My spirit!

He stands up and holds his D-Tector out.

JP: Spirit Evolution!

Neemon: Oh...

Bokomon: JP’s spirit evolving!

Mushroomon Brothers: It’s scary! What’s he doing! This isn’t good!

Zoe: Huh?

She takes out her D-Tector.

The spirit flies past JP to Zoe.

JP: Huh?

Zoe: Uh!

JP: Hey!

The spirit flies into Zoe’s D-Tector and the symbol for Wind appears on the screen.

D-Tector: It is time.

Zoe: Huh. Execute...Spirit Evolution!

Kazemon: Kazemon!

JP: Zoe evolved instead of me.

Kazemon floats in the air above the Mushroomon.

Neemon: Wow, she’s a big butterfly.

Bokomon: She’s not a butterfly, she’s on of the Legendary Warriors! She has bonded with the Ancient Spirit of the Wind, she’s Kazemon!

Mushroomon Bros.: Uh...

Kazemon: Evil creatures, be purified by the wind!

They jump up.

Leader: Nice try, butterfly!

She holds out her hands and pink waves shoot up.

All 3: Bye-bye!

Kazemon: Hurricane Waves!

The waves stop the bombs and the Mushroomon growl.

Leader: You pesky insect!

He jumps up and throws a bomb followed by his brothers.

Kazemon puts her hands on the ground and spins her legs in he air.

Kazemon: Tempest Twist!

She blows away the bombs and flies to them.

Leader: Uh...

She kicks them in the face.

Bokomon: Think what she could do with vegetables.

JP: And that couldn’t been me!

Kazemon flies back up right side up.

The Mushroomon jump up.

Leader: So-

#2: We’re not through yet!

#3: Revenge time!

They jump down one at a time landing on each other.

A fractal code gathers around them and they digivolve to a big tree stump looking digimon.

He hits the ground with his arms and roars.

Bokomon: That’s Woodmon, a plant digimon whose Branch Smash attack is one of tremendous strength and his bark is like armor.

Kazemon runs to him.

Kazemon: How bout a little Love Tap?

She bumps him in the face with her hip.

His eyes turn to hearts.

Kazemon: Your bark’s much tougher than your bite!

She kicks at his side.

Woodmon: Enough!

She flies back and kicks him again.

Kazemon: Man am I good.

Woodmon: That really kinda tickled, my bark’s feelin’ all funny. But you see I’m not laughing, there is no escape from my Branch Smash!

He hits her knocking her down.

Kazemon: Oh!!!!!

JP pushes through Bokomon and Neemon.

Bokomon: Uh!

JP: Zoe!

She de-digivolves to Zoe.

JP: Zoe!!!!!!!

Woodmon: Ah ha ha ha ha!

Koji runs out from the woods.

Koji: Hey! Cut it out!

Woodmon: Branch Smash!

Zoe runs out of the way before it hits.

Koji: No!

JP runs with a shovel behind Woodmon.

JP: You can’t do that to my friend!

He hits Woodmon with the shovel who only knocks JP down.

Koji: Uh, hm!

He holds up his D-Tector.

Koji: Execute...Spirit Evolution!

Lobomon: Lobomon!

Woodmon: Hm?

Lobomon jumps down behind him and readies his laser.

Lobomon: Lobo Kendo!

He jumps up and strikes at Woodmon’s forehead leaving a small cut.

Woodmon: Huh? Ha ha ha ha ha! Was that a Love Tap?

Lobomon: Howling Laser!

Woodmon: Hm?

He shoots the laser and it goes right through the cut to the other side.

Woodmon: Ah!!!!!

Zoe: Uh.

JP: Ah.

Lobomon: Obviously you’ve been taken over by evil.

Woodmon tries to stay tough but the hole worsens.

Lobomon holds up his D-Tector.

Lobomon: Shadow creature! Be purified by the light!

Woodmon starts to break up.

Lobomon: Farewell Woodmon, for good!

He lands.

Lobomon: Fractal Code...Digitize!

He scans the code turning him into the three Mushroomon but good now.

Leader: Hey, what happened to us?

#2: Where are we?

#3: Oh no.

They look around.

Leader: Were we in a bad dream?

Lobomon jumps back and de-digivolves.

Zoe: Oh.

Koji floats in the air for a minute.

Zoe: Koji.

JP: Is that all there is to it? That’s it?

He drops to the ground and breathes heavily.

His D-Tector screen flashes.

Koji: Huh?

He pushes a button and the Fractal Code engulfs the ground.

D-Tector: Fractal Code rendered.

The code spreads across the land making it lush green grass again.

Zoe: Uh, huh...

Bokomon: Breezy Village’s fractal code is returning.

The lung tree’s leaves and color returns.

Under the leaves of the lung tree.

Leader: We have come up with a juice drink that’s great with our mushroom moose.

Floramon #1: Sounds delicious.

Mushroomon: You can taste test it for us.

Koji watches them and Zoe walks up to him.

Zoe: They’re all pretty happy thanks to you.

She holds out her hand and he gets up on his own and walks away.

Zoe: You know Koji, you could try being friendly.

He keeps walking.

Zoe: I don’t get him, why do I try to like a guy that acts like that?

Later on.

Zoe: I don’t care what that Koji thinks, we were a great team.

Takuya: We have returned!

Takuya and Tommy run to them.

Zoe: You blew it, where were you two?

Takuya: Uh, that’s quite a story, after a while we thought you might need us so we decided to check back in.

Zoe: No, you took a wrong turn and missed a once in a lifetime show.

Takuya: Yeah right, don’t try to psyche us out, Zoe. You know we didn’t miss a thing.

Zoe: Well you didn’t get to see me spirit evolve.

Tommy: Huh?

Takuya: Wait, you did what?

Tommy: You spirit evolved?

Zoe: Mm hm.

They look at each other.

Takuya and Tommy: Huh...ha ha ha ha ha!

Takuya: Yeah right.

Tommy: Like you could!

Takuya: You really thought we’d believe that.

Takuya and Tommy: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Zoe: I’ve had it with you guys! You run off and then you don’t think that a girl like me could spirit evolve, I’ll evolve your heads!

She puts them both in headlocks.

Takuya: Hey, hey! Okay! Uncle, uncle!

Zoe: I did it! I spirit evolved!

JP stands away from the rest.

JP: What am I, nobody? Why don’t I have a spirit? Tell me that.

He droops his head.